Valar morghulis

I will take what is mine with timmies and poutine.

Laurel. Seventeen year old Métis Albertan. #shitblr. I play hockey, watch a lot of Marvel cartoons and am studying to become a Power Engineer.

Holy fuck the Netflix is so clear at my aunt’s.

Like my Hannibal episode is tripping me out it’s so clear.

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)     

I never look gay enough for girls to flirt with me

(Source: sapphicdalek)

a guide to the white girl’s “sexy” dance

whitegirlsaintshit:

  • sway hips in a figure 8 motion
  • do this while bending the knees into a squat position
  • come back up
  • raise arms above head
  • look at armpit seductively
  • put hands in hair
  • don’t pay attention to the beat
  • at all
  • this is your dancefloor
  • you rule the school, Megan
  • swing those hips, you sexy bitch

Wow if all these songs could stop making me think about my ships that’d be great.

milk-and-ice:

floweurli:

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

Very clear water.

This fucked me up

i screamed because i thought his skin was peeling off into another dimension i cant stop looking at it fuck clear water

I finally get it
missmarcieonline:

70s Dolly has the best hair